Married... with Children (TV Series)
Dud Bowl (1994)
Lawrence Taylor: Lawrence Taylor
Quotes
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Cigarette Girl : What is it with you football guys? You pound on each other, you abuse your own bodies, why do you do it?
Lawrence Taylor : It's a man's thing.
Kenny Stabler : A commitment to excellence.
Bubba Smith : And it gets out out of the house, and away from your wife.
John S. Reynolds : Bust most important, we do it for pride.
[John 'Hacksaw' Reynolds sits down at a table with Thad, unaware of his true gender]
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Al Bundy : Hey Number 56, you don't look like Morty Fishbine.
Lawrence Taylor : Well, I am you schmuck!
Al Bundy : Who would think little Morty Fishbine would grow up to look like Lawrence Taylor?
Speedy : And if that's something, Eddie Yim grew up to look like Bubba Smith.
Bubba Smith : Shut up! Don't call me that!
Al Bundy : Same old Eddie, except now he appears to be a giant black man now.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, I'd swear that's Rod Martin, Hacksaw Reynolds, and Kenny Stabler over there!
Al Bundy : Jefferson, there is nobody over there but pink punks. And what do Polk High Panthers do to pink punks?
Al's Teammates : Pulverise the powder puffs!
Al Bundy : Let's rock.
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Mrs. Taylor : Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
Lawrence Taylor : Baby, have I ever told you how pretty your eyes look?
Mrs. Taylor : Oh, really? And what color are my eyes?
[Lawrence Taylor shamefully looks away, not remembering]