Married... with Children (TV Series)
Children of the Corns (1996)
Harold Sylvester: Griff
Quotes
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Gary : You know, I could get a trained chimp to do your job, but it'd be a waste of a perfectly good trained chimp.
Al : Yeah, but it's such a nice vacation for him to get out of your bedroom.
Griff : [sucking up] By the way, I think that is one lucky chimp.
Gary : This year, we're going to have a sales contest. First place gets the raise. Second place gets a swift kick in the ass!
Al : Why don't you give is a real incentive? Let the winner kick you in the ass!
Gary : Instead of kicking my butt, you should be kissing it.
Al : Hey! What do you think I look like, your monkey?