Married... with Children (TV Series)
Al Goes Deep (1994)
Kevin Curran: Buck
Quotes
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[after eating Peggy's homemade bonbon, which has extra sugar and caffeine in it, Marcy, full of energy, runs swiftly around Al after he comes home]
Marcy D'Arcy : [talks fast] Al's home! Al's home! I hate you. Welcome home, Al. How was your day? I've had a great day. Still haven't gotten my tax refund. It'll come soon. It's gonna be a big one. Have you tasted Peggy's bonbons? Gee, I wonder what's on TV tonight. It's Sunday. Oh, no, Carlin's on. Al's home. Hi, Al.
[Marcy runs out the door]
Al Bundy : Who put the battery in the energizer chicken?
Peggy Bundy : Gee, maybe I made this batch a tad too sweet. Here, Buck, what do you think?
[Buck eats Peggy's bonbon]
Al Bundy : Peg, have you seen Kelly and Chad?
Peggy Bundy : Yeah. They went to the zoo.
Al Bundy : Yeah, but I heard he missed practice today.
Peggy Bundy : So?
Al Bundy : "So"? Peg, don't you understand? If Chad doesn't win...
[Al hears a loud pounding sound. He turns around and sees Marcy rapidly chopping wood outside]
Al Bundy : You know, it's not gonna be a pretty sight when she crashes. Or when he does.
[Buck is running around in circles extremely fast]
Buck : [talks fast] I'm gonna kill'em. I'm gonna wait 'til they're asleep. Then I'm gonna kill'em. Then I'm gonna eat'em. I'm gonna kill'em, eat'em, then bury their bones.
Al Bundy : I knew this would happen. Kelly's making it hard for Chad to concentrate on the game.
Peggy Bundy : Relax, Al. They're just a couple of kids in love. They remind me of us when we were that age.
Al Bundy : That's exactly why I have to put a stop to it!
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Buck : The secret of attracting the opposite sex is in the mutual sniffing of butts.
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Al Bundy : So I'm out $17.34. So I'll just take it from the register tomorrow.
[Jefferson enters]
Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, you're the greatest. When I told my bookie this inside information, he bet 100 grand of his own money. Even the jukebox guys are in on it. With their 500 grand, my 200, and your $17.34, we're gonna make a killing. You're gonna be a hero, Al.
Buck : You're gonna be kibble, Al.