Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

If Boys Were Girls (2003)

Frankie Muniz: Malcolm

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• Malcolm : [to Reese]  Give me my pen. I'm warning you!

  Reese : Ooh, I'm scared. What are you going to do? What's the baby going to do?

  Malcolm : [punches Reese which knocks him to the ground] 

  Lois : Malcolm!

  Hal : [as the rest of the family gathers around Reese]  Malcolm? You can take Reese?

• Malcolm : Why do we have to go shopping anyway?

  Lois : Because you ruin everything you own. New clothes don't just magically appear in your drawers

  Dewey : Mine do.

• Malcolm : [about Reese]  Look at him.

  Dewey : Yeah. I assume you want the same deal I had with him.

  Malcolm : What are you talking about?

  Dewey : Look, Reese is as good as dead. At least on the inside. That puts you in charge. You get half my candy, full control of the remote and since I can't do your homework for you, how about a nice warm towel whenever you come out of the shower?

  Malcolm : Will you shut up? He's going to be fine.

  Dewey : Whatever you say. Sir.

• Malcolm : Seriously, Mom. Think about it. You're dragging us to a place we don't like, to buy clothes we don't care about, for money you don't want to spend, to look nice for people who hate our guts.

• Dewey : [while at the clothing store]  I can see through that old lady's bra.

  Malcolm : We've got to get out of here before we're scarred for life.