- Grandma Ida: [Francis and Lois are bickering as Ida sits on her couch recovering from losing a leg] Will you take this soap opera outside, I wanna watch the whore that gives the weather.
- [Lois continues to be frustrated over Francis and Ida as they continue to bicker]
- Francis: I don't care if you knew the end of the Star Trek episode. I didn't and you ruined it for me. You can't let anyone else be happy.
- Grandma Ida: Shut up, monkey. Anyone with half a brain could see that the rocks were alive.
- Hal: Lois, I keep finding your mother's teeth everywhere. Is she spitting them out or are they escaping?