The Magnificent Seven (TV Series)

Witness (1998)

Andrew Kavovit: John 'J.D.' Dunne

Quotes 

• John "J.D." Dunne : What are you tryin' to do to me, Buck?

  Buck : Can I help it if I have animal magnetism?

  John "J.D." Dunne : What?

  Buck : Animal magnetism. I read about it in a magazine. It-It's a power I got no control over. Once women get a sniff of it, what can I do?

  John "J.D." Dunne : Take a bath!

• [Josiah prepares to deal] 

  Josiah : All right, gentleman, this game is called "Read 'em and Weep".

  John "J.D." Dunne : I'm out.

  Vin : I'm already weepin'.

  Josiah : This game is called... solitaire.

• [Buck is questioning a prisoner] 

  Buck : I can't hear a word this boy is sayin'. Can you?

  John "J.D." Dunne : Maybe you should try your animal maggotism on him, Buck.

  Buck : That's animal magnetism, boy! And you can plainly see it only works on women.