- Casey Wells: You sure look handsome today, Ezra.
- Ezra Standish: Why, thank you, Casey.
- Casey Wells: Fact, I always thought you were the handsomest of all the seven.
- Ezra Standish: And I always thought you were a very perceptive young lady.
- Casey Wells: Um, you think I'm pretty?
- Ezra Standish: As a picture.
- Casey Wells: Good, 'cause I was wondering if you wanted to go to the livery stable with me, sow some wild oats.
- Ezra Standish: [chokes on his drink] Uh, my darling girl!
- Casey Wells: If you're worried about JD shootin' you or something, it doesn't matter. Him and me are through. Come on.
- Ezra Standish: I- I- I'm, uh, sorry to hear that, but, unfortunately, that does not relieve me of my obligation.
- Casey Wells: What obligation?
- Ezra Standish: To the, uh, the - the... the brotherhood... of man. Uh, you see there's an unspoken rule which states that one must observe a waiting period before - before... courting a friend's former paramour.
- Casey Wells: I'll bet that waiting period would be about 2 minutes, if you wanted.
- [tosses the rest of his drink in his face then storms out hitting Vin with the bat wing door]
- Vin: Ow! Oooh! Well done, Ezra.
- Ezra Standish: What just happened there?
- John 'J.D.' Dunne: A hangin' ain't no place to take a girl.
- Casey Wells: Well, where do you take a girl?
- John 'J.D.' Dunne: I don't know. A haystack, maybe.
- Casey Wells: I'd rather go to a hanging.
- Maddie Stokes: Last preacher I let near me was standing over my mama's grave, and I will shoot you dead before I have you standing over mine.
- Josiah Sanchez: Yes, sir, you sure know how to sweet-talk a man.