Uncle Phil's full name is changed from Season 5 Episode 14, where it is "Deuteronomy", and his nickname is "Phil", not a shortened version of Phillip.
Uncle Phil refers to baby "ointments, creams, and emoluments." An emolument is a salary, fee, or profit from employment or office. What he meant to say was emollient, a preparation that softens the skin.
When the prosecuting lawyer lists the items Uncle Phil would have had to consume, he mentions 1,000 bottles of soda. Later, while cross-examining the lawyer, Uncle Phil refers instead to 2,000 bottles of soda.