Mad About You (TV Series)
The Penis (1997)
Paul Reiser: Paul Buchman
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Quotes
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Paul Buchman : Otto? That's a nice name if you're bald and have a monocle.
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Paul Buchman : Phil it is. We'll name the boy Phil.
Uncle Phil : One more thing. My real name is not Phil. My real name is Deuteronomy.
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Sylvia Buchman : Tell me you didn't agree to name your child Appendectomy.
Burt Buchman : Deuteronomy.
Ira Buchman : Have you both lost your mind? Do you have any idea how much this kid is gonna be teased? Doody.
Paul Buchman : I know.
Ira Buchman : Doo-doo.
Paul Buchman : I understand.
Paul Buchman : Doody on-a-me.
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Paul Buchman : What about the pain?
Jamie Buchman : Gas. A humongous rogue bubble of trapped gas. And it left as silently as it came.
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Uncle Phil : I used to come home from school, as I was walking home, I'd hear, "Doody, Doody".
Paul Buchman : See?
Uncle Phil : "There's no doody on you. Is there any doody on-a me?"