Mad About You (TV Series)

The Penis (1997)

Mel Brooks: Uncle Phil

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• Uncle Phil : I'm in a tunnel. I'm in a tunnel. I see a light. I see a light at the other end. Is it heaven? ... No, it's New Jersey. Yes. I must be in the Holland Tunnel

• Paul Buchman : Phil it is. We'll name the boy Phil.

  Uncle Phil : One more thing. My real name is not Phil. My real name is Deuteronomy.

• Uncle Phil : If you want common, you name a kid Joe, you name a kid John. The kid goes to a picnic. "John, your sandwich is ready." 40 kids run up to get that sandwich.

• Uncle Phil : I love you both so much for going along with that name for so long.

• Uncle Phil : I used to come home from school, as I was walking home, I'd hear, "Doody, Doody".

  Paul Buchman : See?

  Uncle Phil : "There's no doody on you. Is there any doody on-a me?"