Mad About You (TV Series)

The Apartment (1992)

Helen Hunt: Jamie Buchman

Quotes 

• Paul Buchman : You know what? It's not that bad. It's like waiting for a bus on a cold night. Try it.

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : I told you, I'm being cremated. I can't believe you don't want to die with me.

  Paul Buchman : Hey, don't take it personally. It's not that I don't want to die with you. I just, I don't, I don't want to die, period.

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : So we're breaking up.

  Paul Buchman : I guess so. You know, you're off to the furance, I'm off to the freezer.

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : We said, "'til death do us part."

  Paul Buchman : Well, you'll be dead.

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : But you won't.

  Paul Buchman : Well, then come with me. Come on, we'll get, there's a family plan. We'll get a discount if we just freeze our heads. Come on.

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : Look, I believe when you go, you go. All good things must pass.

  Paul Buchman : Like my apartment?

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : Like your apartment.

• Jamie Stemple Buchman : What's wrong? Are you hurt?

  Paul Buchman : No, it's a new exercise - power limping.

• Paul Buchman : Nobody's pulling my plug, okay?

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : Why not?

  Paul Buchman : 'Cause that's just - it's not natural.

  Jamie Stemple Buchman : You'd rather lie there in a persistent vegetative state?

  Paul Buchman : That sounds pretty restful. Well, better that than somebody pulling my plug. What am I, a toaster?