- Jamie Buchman: You're dating your mailman?
- Lisa Stemple: Why not? He comes to see me every day. He brings me stuff...
- Jamie Buchman: Mail! He brings you mail!
- Lisa Stemple: Don't judge him!
- Paul Buchman: What does that say?
- Jamie Buchman: What?
- Paul Buchman: That sign back there.
- Jamie Buchman: What sign?
- Paul Buchman: Right back there.
- Jamie Buchman: I don't know, it's back there.
- Jamie Buchman: Maybe we should have a baby right now.
- Paul Buchman: Those are our options? I pull into a Chevron or we have a baby?
- Jamie Buchman: Look at it logically. I get pregnant now: September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May... Boom! The kids out before it gets hot again. Pull over!
- Paul Buchman: What?
- Jamie Buchman: You have to admit it makes sense! You don't want me pregnant for all that humidity.
- Paul Buchman: It doesn't make any sense!
- Jamie Buchman: Why not?
- Paul Buchman: It makes no sense! First of all... First of all, you're still on the pill. Second of all, and maybe this is just me, I don't think you bring a child into the world just to beat the heat.