- [first lines]
- Mama Lorraine: Here you go, MacGyver. I brought you some batteries, some plums, and some fresh corn. On sale.
- MacGyver: Black plums! All right.
- Mama Lorraine: Yes, the inside as red as your sweetheart's lips. I need to fatten you up.
- MacGyver: Mama, you are obsessed with taking care of the whole world.
- Mama Lorraine: I'll tell you a secret. A person who takes care of everybody else don't never end up alone and pitiful and old.
- [last lines]
- Rachel Bradley: You know, we really did try to save her.
- MacGyver: I know that.
- Rachel Bradley: And I want you to know, I would turn in this badge if it would bring back Earl.
- MacGyver: I know that, too.