M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Where There's a Will, There's a War (1982)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

Quotes 

• Col. Sherman T. Potter : [BJ shouts for joy]  Watch the racket, Hunnicutt. This hospital is in a hospital zone

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Hawkeye Pierce is alive and well and living at battalion aid.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : How do you know that?

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : His fingerprints are all over this guy.

  Cpl. : What are you talking about?

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Who else but Hawkeye sews vertical mattress stitches with white cotton sutures?