M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Incubator (1973)
Robert F. Simon: Gen. Maynard M. Mitchell
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Quotes
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Gen. Mitchell : Now just a minute! This is a press conference! The last thing I want to do is answer a lot of questions!
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Gen. Mitchell : I wonder if you doctors understand going through channels, military-wise speaking.
Trapper : Sir, we started with a captain, went on to a major, then to a colonel.
Hawkeye : On the way, we've encountered oral compulsiveness, raging paranoia, and a colonel who's shipping Korea to Switzerland one dollar at a time.
Trapper : Which makes you the next contestant, General.
Hawkeye : And the subject you've chosen is "Incubators."
Trapper : And we need one.
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Hawkeye : General, can you tell us why MASH units never get any incubators?
Gen. Mitchell : [stammering] Our people have this question under scrutiny at the moment. Now, if this scrutinization should yield negative, then I feel that we must maximize our efforts. Next.
Hawkeye : Sir, I don't want to minimize your maximize, but why aren't field hospitals properly supplied with incubators? Hospitals which surprisingly attract a great number of wounded people.
Gen. Mitchell : That question has a lot of buckshot in it.
Hawkeye : I'm sure the answer will too.
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Gen. Mitchell : Who's your commanding officer?
Hawkeye : Uh, we'd rather not say. He'd like to go through the war anonymously.
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Reporter : General, what can you tell us about the rumored peace talks?
Gen. Mitchell : I'm glad you brought that up, and I want to caution you all the press here...that irresponsible leaks in this area may lead this war to a premature peace!
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Bowman : General, today's news handout contains casualty figures and bomb tonnage. Is there anything you can add?
Gen. Mitchell : No. Only I would add that there's nothing to add.