M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Incubator (1973)

Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns

Quotes 

• Maj. Frank Burns : You're not going to debauch all night, and then expect me to cleanse you with a tongue-lashing. I'm not your mother.

  Trapper : Aw, please, Frank.

  Hawkeye : Come on, Mom. Please.

  Maj. Frank Burns : No.

  Hawkeye : You have to. How're we gonna know what a good time we had unless you tell us how rotten we are?