M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Tea and Empathy (1978)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Father Francis Mulcahy : Klinger, I know where we may be able to find some penicillin.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Oh yeah? Where?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Well, I can't tell you that.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Then how are we gonna get there?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Oh, yes... well, I better drive.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Then what do you need me for?
Father Francis Mulcahy : I can't divulge that either.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Ok, I've been on blind dates before.
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Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : This is the first time I ever broke into a bell.