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Quotes
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Willie Stratton : Hey, Hawkeye. How'd you like an aluminum bracelet for your wrist?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : How'd you like a knuckle sandwich for your mouth?
Willie Stratton : Oh, come on, guys. A guy's gotta live.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Should we put it to a vote?
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Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Souvenir hunting has been a problem in every war. Hannibal's men booby-trapped their elephants' trunks.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : They blew up every time they went swimming.
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Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Now what are you doing sitting on top of that pole?
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm pole-sitting, sir. It's Section 8 time.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Klinger, you're the tops.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Klinger is the nuts.
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Good try, Colonel.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Yeah, you convinced me.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Oh, that's the trouble with speeches. You wind up convincing your friends and boring your enemies.