M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Rally 'Round the Flagg, Boys (1979)
Edward Winter: Col. Samuel Flagg
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Quotes
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Colonel Flagg : You took a yellow red before a white American. That's pretty pinko.
Hawkeye : You're even boring in Technicolor.
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Colonel Flagg : Let's talk about your camp, Potter. And don't play dumb, you're not as good at it as I am.
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Colonel Flagg : [cornering Hawkeye] Your butt is in my sling.
Hawkeye : Alright, take me I'm yours.
Colonel Flagg : I knew it, you're one of those too.
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Father Mulcahy : I think I'd better leave.
Colonel Flagg : Freeze, Mr. Vatican. Nobody goes till I do and I never do.
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Colonel Flagg : I never make little mistakes.
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[bursting in on a game of Bridge]
Colonel Flagg : All right, cards up and drop those hands!
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Charles : Colonel, the very notion of Pierce being a spy, let alone a sympathizer, is absurd. Pierce has a big mouth. He's always butting into other people's business, but that makes him obnoxious, not a spy.
Colonel Flagg : Doesn't wash. I'm obnoxious and I'm a spy.
Charles : Touché.
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Colonel Flagg : [instructing his MPs] Arrest everyone who goes into that tent; except us.
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : We would all appreciate it, Colonel, if you just stuck to thumb screws.
["finding" a piece of paper under a patient's pillow]
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Hello, what have we here?
Colonel Flagg : [snatching the paper from Charles] It's for me. Whatever it is.
[opens the paper]
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Perhaps it's a note from his superiors excusing him from further questioning.
Colonel Flagg : It's a diagram of a camp.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Looks like this camp.
Colonel Flagg : [thoughtfully] Looks like this camp.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : There's a circle around my quarters.
Colonel Flagg : Pierce's quarters. Ah-so. A little rendezvous. What's this at the bottom? Circle with two arrows in it.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : A clock.
Colonel Flagg : [as if the thought just occurred to him] A clock.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : 10 o'clock.
Colonel Flagg : [realizing] 10 o'clock. Yes, I think I can fit that into my schedule.
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Colonel Flagg : Potter, you've got a wounded North Korean officer here, and, as usual, you failed to report it.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Oh, no, no. We did report it.
Colonel Flagg : You mean I worked over my informant just for the fun of it?
Father Mulcahy : Oh, my Lord!
Colonel Flagg : Good cover, but who are you?
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Colonel Flagg : [holding up a finger] Do you believe that I can break your leg with this finger?
Charles : [stammering] Strangely enough, I-I-I-I do.
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Colonel Flagg : I've checked up on you. Fact: you want out of Korea.
Charles : Fact: Everybody does.
Colonel Flagg : Cooperate with me and I'll get you out.
Charles : Thank you, Tin Man. I'll get to Tokyo on my own.
Colonel Flagg : I meant to Boston.
Charles : Massachusetts?
Colonel Flagg : Fort Devens, 9 to 5. Make that 4:30. And then it's home every evening to Wellesley, where you still live with your mom and dad and your sister, Honorrhea.
Charles : That's Honoria!