- Major Charles Winchester: You broke into my footlocker and you read through my personal diary, didn't you, swine?
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Charles, in all the times I've broken into your footlocker I have never looked at your diary.
- Major Charles Winchester: Then who drew all these disgusting pictures in it?
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: It's dry reading. You need illustrations.
- Major Charles Winchester: I've had it with you, Pierce. It's two-by-fours at dawn.