M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Life with Father (1974)

William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy

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Quotes 

• Father Francis Mulcahy : [to Chim Sa]  Please, don't be worried about the circumcision. Some of my best friends have had one.

• Father Francis Mulcahy : [into the microphone]  Testing... Testing... One, two, three, four... Mea culpa, mea culpa...

• [Hawk watches Fr. Mulcahy pray over his food at mess] 

  Hawkeye : How can you give thanks for food this bad?

  Fr. Mulcahy : Just being grateful for my daily bread.

  Trapper : My daily bread's four days old.

• Radar : Mail call. Father

  [hands Mulcahy a letter] 

  Fr. Mulcahy : Ah, it's from my sister, the sister. Maria Angelica.

  Trapper : I thought her name was Kathy.

  Fr. Mulcahy : Maria Angelica is the name she took as a nun.

  Radar : Her married name.

  Hawkeye : No mail for me? A cancelled subscription? A lawyer letter? An apology form my draft board; it was all a big mistake? Something?

  Radar : This one's marked "Occupant: MASH 4077".

  Hawkeye : Sold.