M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Fallen Idol (1977)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
Quotes
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B.J. : [Earlier, Hawkeye barked at hospitalized Radar] Gee, you have a marvelous effect on people.
Col. Potter : [Enters the Swamp; to Hawkeye] What the hell is the matter with you? Are you nuts?
Hawkeye : I think I must be, yes.
Col. Potter : I think you are. I no sooner give you a lecture on one patient, then you go in and try to destroy another! Maybe we should aim you at the Chinese.
Margaret : [Enters; to Hawkeye] I'd like to talk to you.
B.J. : This oughta be good.
Margaret : What is the matter with you?
Col. Potter : Just a minute, Major, I have something to say on that subject myself.
Margaret : Just hang on, you'll get your turn.
Col. Potter : I'll get my turn? I'm the commanding officer!
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Father Mulcahy : [Hawkeye has just lost it with a hospitalized Radar] I just left Radar. Now, Hawkeye, please accept this with the spirit intended. You're under enormous pressure here and I'm... I just want to know one little thing... Have you lost your mind?
Hawkeye : Father, you don't know how sorry I am.
Father Mulcahy : I mean tha - that boy is lying there in a hospital bed with tubes sticking out of body and you... You call him a ninny?
Hawkeye : Father...
Father Mulcahy : I'm incensed! I am outraged! Where is your decency, man? Your humanity? I am acrimonious! I am not a man given to physical demonstrations of emotion, but let me tell you, I am persuaded to violence!
Hawkeye : Go ahead, Father.
Father Mulcahy : Well, I think I will!
[kicks down the stove]
B.J. : I'm glad you let it out, Father.
Father Mulcahy : Well as a matter of fact, I found it *particularly* unsatisfying. And if you want to know the *truth*, it is entirely possible I have *broken* my toe!
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Radar : [confiding] I don't think that this place is turning out to be that great an experience for me. I work under terrible pressures, and there's lots of death and destruction and stuff. But other than that, I don't think I'm getting much out of it.
B.J. : I knew there was something wrong with this place.
Radar : I mean, the army's supposed to... it's well, it's supposed to make a man out of you, isn't it?
Hawkeye : It depends which sex you are to start with. You have to meet them halfway.