M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Bananas, Crackers and Nuts (1972)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : [Hawkeye is elaborately eating while in surgical garb] All right, what's all that funny business there?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : There's nothing funny here to me, Frank. I happen to be very serious about this *delicious* piece of liver.
Maj. Frank Burns : Liver? Where'd you get liver? They're serving hamburger.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : This is mine and you can't have any.
Maj. Frank Burns : Okay, okay. But where did you get it?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : From that North Korean.
Maj. Frank Burns : What North Korean?
[beat]
Maj. Frank Burns : You mean the one that...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : The one that croaked!
[Frank moves forward and moves the plate slightly to get a better look]
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [outraged] You touched my plate! You're not sterile! You've ruined my liver! Ruined it! And we're all out of North Koreans!
[Trapper moves forward and slaps Hawkeye across the face]
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I don't think I needed that.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Radar, take him back to the Swamp and give him the *blue* pills.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Yes, sir.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [to Frank] Flithy liver thief!