M*A*S*H (TV Series)
As You Were (1974)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
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Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : Did I tell you about the boxing?
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : They didn't hit you?
Maj. Frank Burns : No. They crated me in my sleep.
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[Hot Lips and Frank enter The Swamp to find Trapper and Hawkeye dressed in gorilla suits]
Maj. Frank Burns : Pierce? McIntyre?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : What is it, Frank?
Maj. Frank Burns : Take off those masks!
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Take off those suits!
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : We will if you will.
Maj. Frank Burns : Where did you get those costumes?
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : What costumes?
Maj. Frank Burns : The costumes you're wearing!
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : These aren't costumes. We stopped shaving last month.