M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Adam's Ribs (1974)

Joseph Stern: Master Sgt. Tarola

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• Master Sgt. Tarola : What's in the package?

  Hawkeye : Ribs and sauce from Chicago.

  Master Sgt. Tarola : Adam's Ribs?

  Hawkeye : You know it?

  Master Sgt. Tarola : Are you kidding? I'm from Joliet. I'd walk to Chicago on my knees in the snow for a takeout order.

  Trapper : He's one of you.

  Master Sgt. Tarola : How many you got?

  Hawkeye : 40 pounds.

  Master Sgt. Tarola : I'll take twenty, and a quart of sauce.

  Hawkeye : Ten, and a pint of sauce.

  Master Sgt. Tarola : Twelve, and a pint and a half. And coleslaw.

  Hawkeye : We didn't order any cole slaw.

  Master Sgt. Tarola : You sent all the way to Chicago, and no cole slaw?

  Hawkeye : Forgive us, we're draftees.

• Master Sgt. Tarola : Can I see your form S47 stroke 19J?

  Hawkeye : We don't have an S47 stroke 19J.

  Master Sgt. Tarola : We don't go to the latrine without without an S47 stroke 19J.