M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Adam's Ribs (1974)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

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Quotes 

• [about his uncle] 

  Klinger : He'd kill for me. He'd kill for you. For $100, he'd kill for anyone.

• Hawkeye : Right now, I'm thinking of bigger things.

  [Looks at Klinger] 

  Hawkeye : Don't you come from Chicago?

  Radar : [Klinger was about to talk]  No, he's from Toledo.

  Klinger : But I get my lingerie from Chicago.

  [Trapper is cleaning a glass] 

  Trapper : And it's beautiful.

  [Hawkeye, Radar, and Klinger stares at him] 

  Trapper : I hear.

• Klinger : [Klinger stands guard at night when Hawkeye walks by]  Halt! What's the password?

  Hawkeye : Outta my way or I'll split your head open!

  Klinger : Close enough!

• Klinger : How can you eat this slop?

  Radar : My mouth is tone deaf.