Ace meets an old girlfriend who is now in a wheelchair. A couple (Jimmie Walker, Telma Hopkins) take advantage of the cruise to quit smoking. A man and a woman hide that they are relatives (John Beck, Cathy Silvers).
Ace (Ted McGinley) is reunited with an old college girlfriend (Morgan Brittany), who was accident-prone, but is now in a wheelchair; a couple (Jimmy Walker and Telma Hopkins) take advantage of the cruise to try to quit smoking; a father and daughter (John Beck and Cathy Silvers) pretend not to be related, in order for the father to impress a fellow passenger (Kimberly Ross).—anonymous