Lou Grant (TV Series)
Andrew: Part 1 (1979)
Robert Hirschfeld: Vern Eggly
Quotes
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Vern Eggly : The reason I asked you all here is: I think I know where the mystery memoirs are coming from and I think we have a suspect.
Lou Grant : Colonel Mustard.
Art Donovan : In the library.
Charlie Hume : With the candlestick.
Vern Eggly : Ok, ok, now, now, now what do we know? One: someone on the Trib is writing cheesy, sexy memoirs. Two: no editor has assigned anyone to write cheesy, sexy memoirs. Three: the retrieval code is close enough to our computer language, so that the cheesy, sexy memoirs have been showing up on Lou's terminal and later on Adam's.
Lou Grant : Vern, just tell us who's writing the cheesy, sexy memoirs.
Vern Eggly : Don't you wanna hear how I figured it out?
Charlie Hume : No.
Vern Eggly : You really want me to just, tell you?
Lou Grant : Yeah.
Vern Eggly : It's Joe Rossi.
Lou Grant : [stands up] Rossi?
Art Donovan : Ok, Vern, I wanna know how you know that.
Vern Eggly : I just walked by his terminal, he's doing it right now.