- Superman: [to Resplendent Man] You will take this to heart. You will memorize it. You will live it: the strong do not exploit weak; the powerful do not attack defenseless; and you do not use your x-ray vision to spy on women in a locker room!
- Superman: Sir, please. Listen to me. Life is a very precious gift. Every new day that we're alive is another chance to be the best we can be.
- William Wallace Webster Waldecker: Oh, please! What would you know about it, Mister "Nothing can hurt me, I don't need money to live"? And didn't anybody ever tell you that two primary colors just do not work together?
- Lois Lane: Everything is fine. Except, I'm in a cage, in a bunker, underneath a mausoleum, in a cemetery, and nobody knows I'm here except a bunch of very strange people.
- Lois Lane: We need to talk to Superman, and the only way I can ever get his attention is to fall out a window, which I'd rather not do right now, or tell you. So, here I am.
- Clark Kent: You know, I'll be right back. I forgot my mail downstairs.
- Lois Lane: Clark, this is important. You can get your mail later.
- Clark Kent: Yeah, but I'm expecting my, uh... cheese-of-the-month shipment. I'll be right back.
- Lois Lane: What kind of a person keeps a body frozen in a glass case?
- Clark Kent: Somebody who's having a really hard time getting a date?
- Lois Lane: What kind of person keeps a body frozen in a glass case?
- Clark Kent: Somebody who's having a hard time getting a date?
- Lois Lane: [to Ms. Venom] Listen, if you can remember that name, I'll try and talk Clark here into letting you tattoo the Battle of Midway on his chest.