- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: Fight the team across the field/Show them Ohio's here
- Ira Lee 'Tripp' Williams III: You know what a buckeye is? It's an inedible nut that falls to the ground and lays there. Oh, like your players.
- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: You know what would happen to a wolverine's head if a buckeye hit it at a hundred miles an hour?