- Mayor Chester Montgomery: No. No, I will not let my son marry the Conrad girl. Could anyone let their son marry a Conrad girl?
- Mick Jefferson: But Mr. Mayor, isn't it true that you and Mrs. Penelope Conrad were once sweethearts?
- Mayor Chester Montgomery: Now listen, sir. You go around making irresponsible statements like that and I find a place for you in the city jail.
- Mrs. Penelope Conrad: I'd much rather my daughter become a cocktail waitress than a Montgomery. And if the Mayor's son does not leave her alone, I'm going to take after him with a shotgun.
- Mick Jefferson: But isn't it true that you and his honor...
- Mrs. Penelope Conrad: If you even suggest that I've ever had anything but contempt for Mayor Montgomery, I'll take after you with a shotgun, too.
- Storekeeper: [after the Littlest Hobo has done some shopping] Tomorrow, it'll be a polar bear with a credit card.