- Laura Ingalls: Well, Nellie and Willie eat candy all the time - even for lunch sometimes. Their teeth are fine.
- Mary Ingalls: I know Willis' teeth are. He bit me once!
- Charles Ingalls: He bit you?
- Mary Ingalls: Uh huh.
- Charles Ingalls: Well, if he does it again, I want you to cuff him good!
- Caroline Ingalls: Charles.
- Charles Ingalls: I don't like that. I don't want any biting. He needs a lesson.
- Caroline Ingalls: Your father's right. If he bites you again, cuff him good.
- Mary Ingalls: I already did.
- Caroline Ingalls: I didn't want to say anything in front of Carrie.
- Charles Ingalls: What's the matter?
- Caroline Ingalls: Well I was reading her a story last night and uh... it was about a rabbit... and uh... she started to cry and said she loves rabbits and doesn't think we should eat them.
- Charles Ingalls: [laughs] Alright. If that's all I can get, I'll keep it a secret.
- Caroline Ingalls: I didn't know Mrs. Oleson had false teeth.
- Charles Ingalls: Well, she never smiles.
- Dr. Hiram Baker: [discovering that a swarm of rats have invaded the storeroom and gotten into the cornmeal, thus causing the plague which has sickened the town] All this time, it's 100 yards away. We'll get Peterson to the church; burn this place to the ground!