- Charles: Mr. Hanson was feeling poorly was he?
- Nelson "Nels" Oleson: [after drinking the spiked water and obviously drunk] ya, ya He was dizzy, he was very diz he he ha ha ha
- Charles: What's so funny?
- Nelson "Nels" Oleson: I don't know.
- Charles: Are you sure you're all right?
- Nelson "Nels" Oleson: FINE AND DANDY! Trouble is I can't seem to get enough of this water.
- Charles: Anyway I'll see you at the meeting.
- Nelson "Nels" Oleson: What meeting?
- Charles: The meeting at the church. We're going to decide whether to let kezia in the congregation or not.
- Nelson "Nels" Oleson: O that meeting, I'll be there!
- Charles: See you tonight.
- Nelson "Nels" Oleson: [Loudly] YOU BET YA CHARLES!
- [Charles looks confused and then gives a confused smile]
- Reverend Robert Alden: Nels, the meeting's over. Your wife's gone home.
- Nelson "Nels" Oleson: Oh, well that explains why it's so quiet in here.
- Nellie Oleson: I don't see any coffee.
- Mary Ingalls: Nellie!
- Nellie Oleson: Well, this is dumb! I don't see any coffee!
- Kezia Horn: Well then, you'll have to leave.
- Nellie Oleson: What?
- Kezia Horn: You can't drink coffee you can't see. You might burn yourself.
- Kezia Horn: My name is Kezeia. Some people call me Kizzy. Some people call me crazy. Some people don't call me at all.