- Dr. Ernst W. Longbore: [referring to Earth] This planet is not a good place for anyone to do anything.
- Rooster: You said that I could have your hand in marriage, remember?
- Xev Bellringer: Yeah?
- Rooster: I will cherish and honor and respect you and you will obey me. That's what marriage is all about.
- Xev Bellringer: Oh. Well... why don't we just forget about the marriage part for now and get naked in bed and do it?