Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
New Neighbors (1957)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
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Quotes
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Theodore Cleaver : Dad, you're a married man, aren't you?
Ward Cleaver : Yeah, I think we're safe in assuming that.
Theodore Cleaver : And Mom's a married woman, isn't she?
Ward Cleaver : Oh, yes.
Theodore Cleaver : Have you ever kissed any other married woman besides Mom?
Ward Cleaver : Well... Now, Beaver, why would you ask a question like that?
Theodore Cleaver : I'm just wondering.
Ward Cleaver : Well, actually, son... no.
Theodore Cleaver : I guess you were scared to, huh?
Ward Cleaver : Yeah, that's as good a way as any to sum it up, I guess.
Theodore Cleaver : I guess a guy could get in a lot of trouble doing that, huh?
Ward Cleaver : [a wistful smile crosses Ward's face] He sure could!