- Eddie Haskell: Hey, how come you gave him the dollar?
- Wally Cleaver: Well, on account of Mrs. Murdock gave it to me for helping her out.
- Eddie Haskell: I don't dig you, Wally. It's just your kid brother. Why be nice to someone you don't have to?
- Wally Cleaver: [to Eddie, after Ward and June give Eddie the brush-off when leaving the house] Face it, Eddie. They've never liked you.