- June Cleaver: Did you see your brother on the way home?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Yeah. He was over by Lake Avenue walkin' in the mud.
- June Cleaver: Well, did you tell him to get out of the mud?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, of course not. Why should I spoil his fun? That's for grownups to do.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Hey, Wally, what kinda trouble do you think Andy's got?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: I don't know, but it must be somethin' pretty neat if they don't want him to do it around us.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [while sitting on the curb talking, Andy tells Beaver he taught him something] I taught *you* something?
- Andy Hadlock: [Referring to his alcoholism] Yeah. An empty life... and an empty bottle go pretty much together.