Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
A Single Life (1999)
Dann Florek: Captain Donald 'Don' Cragen
Quotes
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [Stabler and Benson are looking through a victims belonging's as part of their investigation] She must have had fun naming her computer files... Uh, this is "Penis.Quotes." You want to read it or should I?
Detective Olivia Benson : Oh, knock yourself out.
Detective Elliot Stabler : [Takes a quick glance and a moment later gives it to Benson with discomfort] No, that's yours.
Captain Donald Cragen : Anything?
Detective Elliot Stabler : No.
Detective Olivia Benson : Okay, "Biology of the Amazons" by Grethen Quinn. "There's a tiny catfish feared more than the piranha. It's called a..."
Captain Donald Cragen : Candiru.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Say what?
Captain Donald Cragen : This is beautiful. Tell him.
Detective Olivia Benson : [Reading a passage] "It will swim right into a man's penis and lodge itself there by erecting sharp spines." Ow.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Erecting sharp spines... That's a fish with a sense of irony. How'd you know that?
Captain Donald Cragen : In the jungle they always taught us, "Don't hose your nose; Hold your stones."
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Detective Olivia Benson : I thought you didn't drink.
Captain Donald Cragen : I don't. But that doesn't mean you can't.