- Detective Robert Goren: If you want to smoke that cigarette, go ahead, don't mind us.
- Ed Lang: [takes it from behind his ear] Uh, no, I don't smoke.
- Detective Robert Goren: [noticing] The filter's pinched.
- Ed Lang: It's for a character I'm working on.
- Detective Robert Goren: [to Eames] Another actor.
- Detective Robert Goren: [while observing a suspect in the interrogation room] She rages on, inspite of all the evidence against her.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: She could confess, but where's the fun in that?
- Detective Robert Goren: When was the last time you went on a treasure hunt?
- Detective Alexandra Eames: How 'bout never.
- District Attorney Ron Carver: If only he had gone blank on that street corner.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: [scratches head] Oh, but then they wouldn't get to be celebrity perps.
- Captain James Deakins: Mrs. Jarrett, if we knew this boy's name, we could pluck him out of your daughter's life like a bad tooth.
- Michael Pike: I lost my fiancée.
- Detective Robert Goren: But you got a new agent and a lot of auditions.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: [watching Pike grieving on TV] Nothing like watching a crocodile shed tears.
- Detective Robert Goren: Your acting coach told us how you're obsessed with James Dean, you try to move like him, you try to talk like him, you even... is it true you have your own Sal Mineo waiting for you at home?
- Johnny Santos: You son of a bitch!