- Detective Robert Goren: We arrested his girlfriend.
- Wally Stevens: She probably has the money. Women like money.
- Detective Robert Goren: So do men.
- Wally Stevens: That's because women like men with money.
- Wally Stevens: If I look at someone when I talk to them for more than two-thirds of the time, I seem aggressive. But if I look at them for less than one-third of the time, I seem dishonest. I'm still practicing this.