- Edgar Hoover: There is no fire like passion. There is no shark like hatred. There is no snare like folly. There is no torrent like greed.
- [last lines]
- Mike Logan: Hey, they don't play by the rules, why should we?
- Ben Stone: Because it's our job.
- Mike Logan: GREAT. Beigal walks, Masucci walks... and we got squat.
- Ben Stone: [staring at Masucci down below] Oh no. Masucci doesn't walk.
- Max Greevey: [eating a candy bar] I remember when these were five cents.
- Mike Logan: Yeah, and you used to walk 12 miles barefoot in the snow to get to school.
- Max Greevey: [referring to Pilefsky] He's like a dirty sponge. Squeeze 'im and all kinds of scum come out.