Law & Order (TV Series)
Shangri-La (2002)
Jesse L. Martin: Detective Ed Green
Quotes
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Detective Ed Green : [watching surveillance footage] The last time I spent this much time in a principal's office I left with a 2-day suspension.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : I couldn't sit down for a week.
Principal : [enters] We need to bring back more punishments like that if you ask me.
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Detective Ed Green : You're just lucky your kids are grown. Sorry, sorry about that. Sorry about that.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : You're just lucky you never had any.
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Detective Ed Green : They found the
[teacher's]
Detective Ed Green : body over here in this janitor's closet with a whole bunch of bloody rags. Must have killed her someplace else, dumped the body here, and used the rags to clean up.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : He gets an A+ for Neatness.
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A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : What's this guy Bergin teach anyway?
Detective Ed Green : English.
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : Good. I was afraid it was political science. You know, all that nonsense about the Bill of Rights and stuff like that.
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : Hey, Ed? Quick. What was the name of your ninth grade Algebra teacher?
Detective Ed Green : Mr. Heinrick.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Spanish?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Senor Sanchez.
Anita Van Buren : Is there some reason for this stroll down memory lane?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Mr. Heinrick. Mr. Sanchez. Not William or Freddy...
Detective Ed Green : or Boz. When we started talking to Fiona, it was Mr. Bergin this, Mr. Bergin that. We squeeze her a little bit, out comes Boz.
Anita Van Buren : But I thought his name was Gary.
Detective Ed Green : Yeah, but to those who know and love him...
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Yeah, and when he's not spending extracurricular time with the fairer members of the faculty, maybe he's picking some unripe peaches off the junior class tree.
Anita Van Buren : Look, we're working Homicide here, remember? Vice is down the hall.