Law & Order (TV Series)

American Jihad (2002)

Jesse L. Martin: Detective Ed Green

Quotes 

• Detective Ed Green : [Phil calls Ed a primate repeatedly]  I want to ask your opinion on Einstein's theory because I'm not sure he was right.

  Phil : Headline: 'Cop Cracks Relativity'.

  Detective Ed Green : No, not that theory, Phil. His theory on genius. See - and correct me if I'm wrong - Einstein argued that genius has no personality. But after talking to you for this short amount of time, I realize that you actually prove the negative. You definitely have personality. And it makes this primate want to whoop your ass. Now say somethin'.

• Detective Ed Green : When I was 22, I read "The Razor's Edge" and didn't eat steak for two months.

• Detective Ed Green : My aunt had a spaniel that didn't like tall men.