- [first lines]
- Glenda: Barry, how long have you had a twitch?
- Barry: It's terrific, a real mean twitch.
- Glenda: There must be some underlying cause, such as guilt. Or depression. Oh, Barry, I've made you so miserable you've been unfaithful to me.
- Barry: Never! You're looking at the world's most faithful twitch.
- Glenda: How long have you had it?
- Barry: Since they gave me the part. It's a terrific part. I'm this stone-faced killer, a real psycho.
- Glenda: Barry, you shouldn't be a psycho. You should be someone who mends broken toys for sick children, or rescues old ladies. I wouldn't have let you join that drama group if I thought they were going to make you a psycho.
- Barry: But it's a terrific part; it's the best part. I love it.