- David Duchovny: What the hell is going on, you didn't lose the fucking clip.
- Larry Sanders: Hey. Are you serious? You know what you're accusing me of?
- David Duchovny: When Letterman bumped me, at least they had the balls to do it to my face, they didn't do this "Oh I lost the clip" bullshit.
- Arthur: Beverly?
- Beverly Barnes: Yes.
- Arthur: I want you to check and make sure Hank's father really died.
- Beverly Barnes: Hank's father died?
- Arthur: Supposedly, he died this morning.
- Larry Sanders: Alright, this is sad, let's not get too cynical, please?
- Hank Kingsley: [trying to bump a guest from the show in order to pay a tribute to his dead father] Now, come on! Who's more important than that promise?
- Paula: Rob Lowe.
- Hank Kingsley: He's not even on Baywatch anymore.
- Paula: Vendela.
- Hank Kingsley: Alright, more pussy for Larry.
- [to Larry]
- Hank Kingsley: I'm sorry, that's not me, you know... it's just the grief talking.
- Paula: David Duchovny.
- Hank Kingsley: The chef? C'mon!
- Paula: The star of The X-Files and according to People Magazine, the next James Dean.
- Arthur: I asked you not to say that.
- Hank Kingsley: Oh well... who else?
- Paula: Jeff Cesario.
- Hank Kingsley: Again? What is he? Homeless? Get a job.