The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Off Camera (1993)
Gene Siskel: Gene Siskel
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Quotes
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Adam Loderman : This fucking maniac attacked my client. This fucking people from Chicago, this is all they know, punching and fists.
Gene Siskel : Hey, cut the Chicago crap. All you people from L.A. know is how to validate your parking.
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Gene Siskel : Hi, Gene Siskel.
John Ritter : Hi, John Ritter.
Gene Siskel : I know.
John Ritter : I know you know. I heard you talk about my work on your show.
Gene Siskel : Good things, I hope.
John Ritter : Not really.
Gene Siskel : Well, that Blake Edwards movie, what was that?
John Ritter : "Skin Deep".
Gene Siskel : Well, you know that, that glowing in the dark condom scene... was kinda cute.
John Ritter : I don't care. I don't listen to critics, I don't find it constructive, I really don't care.
Gene Siskel : C'mon, I know you're basically a TV actor but surely you know the difference between a good movie and a bad movie, I mean, have you made both Problem Child 1 and 2.
John Ritter : "Skin Deep" was a very good movie, it did extremely well in Europe. All I know is I did the work, I put a lot of good positive energy into it...
Gene Siskel : Sure...
John Ritter : ...and I turn on my TV set and I have to listen to you say "that I seemed distracted by what was going on around the making of the movie and I became a bore after a while". I don't need that.
Gene Siskel : You know the exact words I used... how long was that? Five years ago? You remember pretty well for an actor who doesn't pay attention to critics.
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Gene Siskel : This shit doesn't happen on Montel Williams.
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Hank Kingsley : I went to see that movie, "The Crying Game" because you gave such a big review...
Gene Siskel : It's a great film.
Hank Kingsley : Yeah, uh... what's... what's the hoopla... because it was supposed to be this fantastic plot twist and frankly I just... I didn't... I didn't see it.
Gene Siskel : You're kidding?
Hank Kingsley : No, no.
Gene Siskel : You're not kidding?
Hank Kingsley : No.
Gene Siskel : Hank, Stephen Rea's character...
Hank Kingsley : Stephen...
Gene Siskel : The woman he falls in love with...
Hank Kingsley : That dark skinned cutie.
Gene Siskel : Hmm, hmm. She turns out to be a man.
Hank Kingsley : I don't think so.
Gene Siskel : Hank, there's a shot in the film, camera pans down the body right below the waist...
Hank Kingsley : Yes...
Gene Siskel : There's a penis.
Hank Kingsley : I don't think so.