- Hank Kingsley: Listen my friend, I am a supporter of the gay community. I wore a red ribbon to the EMMY's. I have been to several Elton John concerts.
- Brian: What does that mean?
- Hank Kingsley: Elton John is a gay!
- Larry Sanders: Look at the bright side, maybe this will be your first chance to fuck your assistant.
- Arthur: You cannot fire this boy because he's gay, we would have a lawsuit. But if you wanna fire him, you better find a damn good reason.
- Hank Kingsley: I have... I have a good reason. There was not one indication on that resume that he was gay. Not, not, not one.
- [pause]
- Hank Kingsley: Barbra Streisand... aw shit!