- [Beck is performing "Heartland Feeling"]
- Larry Sanders: Is he making this up as he goes along?
- Arthur: He's telling an American story.
- Larry Sanders: I thought he was going to do his hit.
- Arthur: I think he's doing his bong hit.
- Phil: What is it, he's only taking 10% of your love?
- Paula: I don't wanna discuss this with you.
- Phil: Oh oh. There's trouble in paradise. So, he's running from commitment?
- Paula: You're making fun of me?
- Phil: No, I'm not. Are you running from commitment?
- Paula: You're making fun of me!
- Phil: No, I just wanna make sure that he's meeting your needs.
- Paula: What do you want of this relationship?
- Stevie Grant: Guess the fun's over.
- Paula: I'm serious.
- Stevie Grant: Uh I don't know. What do you want?
- Paula: I asked you first.
- Stevie Grant: Ok, I wanna continue the way that it is except with more fucking.
- Phil: Hey Hank, listen, I can't find Brian.
- Hank Kingsley: Well, join the club.
- Phil: Do you have the money you owe me?
- Hank Kingsley: What money?
- Phil: The 20 dollars that I loaned you this morning.
- Hank Kingsley: Oh right! See Brian about that.
- Phil: Hank, I can't find Brian, okay. And that was my last 20 dollars and I can't go to the cash machine after dark because I'd get mugged.
- Hank Kingsley: My advice: pepper spray and don't be afraid to use it.
- Arthur: Ok, Hank, give him the money.
- Hank Kingsley: What money?
- Arthur: Hey...
- [starts searching for Hank's wallet]
- Hank Kingsley: What you...
- [Arthur gives the money to Phil and leaves]
- Hank Kingsley: All you had to do was ask.
- Phil: Prick.