The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Conflict of Interest (1995)

Wallace Langham: Phil

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Quotes 

• Phil : What is it, he's only taking 10% of your love?

  Paula : I don't wanna discuss this with you.

  Phil : Oh oh. There's trouble in paradise. So, he's running from commitment?

  Paula : You're making fun of me?

  Phil : No, I'm not. Are you running from commitment?

  Paula : You're making fun of me!

  Phil : No, I just wanna make sure that he's meeting your needs.

• Phil : Hey Hank, listen, I can't find Brian.

  Hank Kingsley : Well, join the club.

  Phil : Do you have the money you owe me?

  Hank Kingsley : What money?

  Phil : The 20 dollars that I loaned you this morning.

  Hank Kingsley : Oh right! See Brian about that.

  Phil : Hank, I can't find Brian, okay. And that was my last 20 dollars and I can't go to the cash machine after dark because I'd get mugged.

  Hank Kingsley : My advice: pepper spray and don't be afraid to use it.

• Arthur : Ok, Hank, give him the money.

  Hank Kingsley : What money?

  Arthur : Hey...

  [starts searching for Hank's wallet] 

  Hank Kingsley : What you...

  [Arthur gives the money to Phil and leaves] 

  Hank Kingsley : All you had to do was ask.

  Phil : Prick.