The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Beverly and the Prop Job (1995)

Wallace Langham: Phil

Quotes 

• Beverly Barnes : Do you know any black writers, Phil?

  Phil : Yes, of course, I count many black writers among my closest friends.

  Beverly Barnes : But why don't we have black writers here working on the show?

  Phil : You don't know?

  Beverly Barnes : No, tell me.

  Phil : Oh Larry won't hire them. Firstly, I think it's terrible. I think it's unfortunate and embarassing for all of us. But as Larry said in the super secret memo: "If it ain't white, it ain't right".

  Beverly Barnes : You are such an asshole, Phil. You know that?

  Phil : Hmm hmm. If you're writing an article don't use my name.